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男人女人一辈子: |H%,>r`9S
出生一张纸,开始一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
毕业一张纸,奋斗一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
婚姻一张纸,付出一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
做官一张纸,斗争一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
金钱一张纸,辛苦一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
双规一张纸,后悔一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
荣誉一张纸,虚名一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
看病一张纸,痛苦一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
悼词一张纸,了结一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
淡化这些纸,明白一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
忘了这些纸,快乐一辈子! |H%,>r`9S
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回头率高的四种女人 |H%,>r`9S
身材挺好的, |H%,>r`9S
说话爱笑的, |H%,>r`9S
走路摆腰的, |H%,>r`9S
穿衣最少的。 |H%,>r`9S
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女人宣言: |H%,>r`9S
天长地久太老套, |H%,>r`9S
有钱男人不可靠。 |H%,>r`9S
天天都在外边泡, |H%,>r`9S
老婆电话来警告: |H%,>r`9S
再不回家来报到, |H%,>r`9S
马上就要戴绿帽; |H%,>r`9S
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老婆与情人: |H%,>r`9S
老婆是家,情人是花; |H%,>r`9S
工资给家,奖金送花; |H%,>r`9S
病了回家,好了看花; |H%,>r`9S
经常回家,别忘浇花。 |H%,>r`9S
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人和人: |H%,>r`9S
热闹不过人看人, |H%,>r`9S
着急不过人等人, |H%,>r`9S
难受不过人想人, |H%,>r`9S
残酷不过人害人, |H%,>r`9S
阴险不过人算人, |H%,>r`9S
郁闷不过人气人, |H%,>r`9S
耻辱不过人戏人, |H%,>r`9S
为难不过人求人, |H%,>r`9S
生气不过人比人, |H%,>r`9S
温暖不过人帮人, |H%,>r`9S
感动不过人疼人, |H%,>r`9S
繁衍不过人和人。 |H%,>r`9S
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养生诀: |H%,>r`9S
和为贵,忍为高; |H%,>r`9S
自寻乐,莫烦恼; |H%,>r`9S
睡得香,起得早; |H%,>r`9S
不偏食,七分饱; |H%,>r`9S
常活动,勤动脑; |H%,>r`9S
天天忙,永不老。 |H%,>r`9S
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子: |H%,>r`9S
这些“子”写的真好! |H%,>r`9S
金子、银子、票子, |H%,>r`9S
不如一个好身子; |H%,>r`9S
车子、轮子、房子, |H%,>r`9S
不如一个好妻子; |H%,>r`9S
镯子、链子、戒子, |H%,>r`9S
不如有两好孩子; |H%,>r`9S
杯子、瓶子、圈子, |H%,>r`9S
不如幸福的一家子! |H%,>r`9S
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人间五品: |H%,>r`9S
人有钱有时间无病,绝品; |H%,>r`9S
人有钱无病无时间,珍品; |H%,>r`9S
人无钱无病有时间,上品; |H%,>r`9S
人无钱无病无时间,次品; |H%,>r`9S
人无钱无时间有病,废品。 |H%,>r`9S
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笑: |H%,>r`9S
一笑烦恼跑, |H%,>r`9S
二笑怨憎消, |H%,>r`9S
三笑憾事了, |H%,>r`9S
四笑病魔逃, |H%,>r`9S
五笑永不老, |H%,>r`9S
六笑乐逍遥, |H%,>r`9S
时常开口笑, |H%,>r`9S
寿比南山高。 |H%,>r`9S
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高兴: |H%,>r`9S
若要一辈子高兴,做事; |H%,>r`9S
若要一阵子高兴,做官; |H%,>r`9S
若要一个人高兴,做梦; |H%,>r`9S
若要一家子高兴,做饭; |H%,>r`9S
若要一圈人高兴,做东! |H%,>r`9S
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钱: |H%,>r`9S
口袋没钱心里没钱,轻松一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
口袋有钱心里有钱,劳累一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
口袋沒钱心里有钱,痛苦一辈子; |H%,>r`9S
口袋有钱心里没钱,快乐一辈子。 |H%,>r`9S
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感情: |H%,>r`9S
多情是傻, |H%,>r`9S
无情最酷, |H%,>r`9S
痴情是蠢, |H%,>r`9S
绝情是懂得世故。 |H%,>r`9S
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婚姻: |H%,>r`9S
结婚叫入网, |H%,>r`9S
重婚叫一卡双号, |H%,>r`9S
婚外恋叫呼叫转移, |H%,>r`9S
情人多叫移动梦网, |H%,>r`9S
离婚叫销号, |H%,>r`9S
分居叫停机留号, |H%,>r`9S
女人再婚叫过户。 |H%,>r`9S
男人再婚叫补卡,互换叫联通。 |H%,>r`9S
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医院有感: |H%,>r`9S
挂号的时间-最长。 |H%,>r`9S
诊断的时间-最短。 |H%,>r`9S
收费的项目-最多。 |H%,>r`9S
会看病的人-最少。 |H%,>r`9S
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半字歌: |H%,>r`9S
退休读首半字歌, |H%,>r`9S
幸福快乐自然多! |H%,>r`9S
自古人生最忌满, |H%,>r`9S
半贫半富半自安。 |H%,>r`9S
半命半天半机遇, |H%,>r`9S
半取半舍半行善。 |H%,>r`9S
半聋半哑半糊涂, |H%,>r`9S
半智半愚半圣贤。 |H%,>r`9S
半人半我半自在, |H%,>r`9S
半醒半醉半神仙。 |H%,>r`9S
半亲半爱半苦乐, |H%,>r`9S
半俗半禅半随缘。 |H%,>r`9S
人生一半在于我, |H%,>r`9S
另外一半听自然。 |H%,>r`9S
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人生感悟: |H%,>r`9S
生命,因奋斗而精彩; |H%,>r`9S
人生,因追求而丰满; |H%,>r`9S
生活,因幸福而美满; |H%,>r`9S
心情,因愉悦而舒畅; |H%,>r`9S
夕阳,因洒脱而灿烂。 |H%,>r`9S
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心态: |H%,>r`9S
高调低调,看胸襟; |H%,>r`9S
大事小事,看担当; |H%,>r`9S
顺境逆境,看把握; |H%,>r`9S
是得是舍,看欲望; |H%,>r`9S
成败得失,看坚持; |H%,>r`9S
淡然释然,看心情; |H%,>r`9S
老年悲欢,看心态! |H%,>r`9S
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放下: |H%,>r`9S
放得下的人,处处是大道; |H%,>r`9S
放不下的人,处处是迷途; |H%,>r`9S
凡事不必苛求,来了就来了; |H%,>r`9S
凡事不必计较,过了就过了; |H%,>r`9S
遇事不要皱眉,笑了就笑了; |H%,>r`9S
结果不要强求,做了就对了!