[火星话题]广东话版三字经 [复制链接]

人之初 口多多 笑骑骑 放毒蛇， `0R>r7f)H  
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声大大 无货卖 眼大大 易学坏， `0R>r7f)H  
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周身郁 扮忙碌 眼湿湿 扮忧郁， `0R>r7f)H  
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嘴藐藐 打得少 静鸡鸡 认低威， `0R>r7f)H  
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有早知 无乞儿 晨早知 中三T， `0R>r7f)H  
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担凳仔 霸头位 一张票 睇到笑， `0R>r7f)H  
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好好好 睇唔到 绕埋手 晨早走， `0R>r7f)H  
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有得振 无得训 搞搞振 无帮衬， `0R>r7f)H  
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侧侧膊 唔多觉 搏大雾 唔洗做， `0R>r7f)H  
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有姿势 无实际 有交易 靠实力， `0R>r7f)H  
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七八九 饮到呕 硬骨头 食地球， `0R>r7f)H  
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手头紧 搵真银 乌啄啄 任人将， `0R>r7f)H  
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淡淡定 有钱剩 失失慌 害街坊， `0R>r7f)H  
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有得赌 精神好 三缺一 惨过乞， `0R>r7f)H  
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腾腾振 虾光棍 时运高 搏返铺， `0R>r7f)H  
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二仔底 无得睇 随口up 当秘笈， `0R>r7f)H  
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赢粒糖 输间厂 赢把遮 输架车， `0R>r7f)H  
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有窦口 早d 抖 读书少 比人藐， `0R>r7f)H  
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头岳岳 四围度 烂挞挞 唔负责， `0R>r7f)H  
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无晒计 发long礼 咖哩啡 扮阿姐， `0R>r7f)H  
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频频扑 搵命搏 姿姿整 有环境， `0R>r7f)H  
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咁人齐 等发围 趁佢病 椤佢命， `0R>r7f)H  
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出黎威 识抢咪 唔想衰 埋大堆， `0R>r7f)H  
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有异性 无人性 有杀错 无放过， `0R>r7f)H  
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有胸毛 出黎蒲 手毛长 性欲强， `0R>r7f)H  
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听唔明 扮纯情 懒痴缠 搏可怜， `0R>r7f)H  
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大笪地 食自己 做臭四 无定企， `0R>r7f)H  
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眼光光 等天光 印印脚 等人约， `0R>r7f)H  
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有断估 无痛苦 人工高 无秘捞， `0R>r7f)H  
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唔够班 执二摊 跟老顶 有得醒， `0R>r7f)H  
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走得快 好世界 走得摩 无鼻哥， `0R>r7f)H  
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大肚dum 无良心 大虾细 比屎喂， `0R>r7f)H  
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有background 无困难 有quali 大餐史， `0R>r7f)H  
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number one 有纹身 渣fit人 有疤痕， `0R>r7f)H  
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密响call 无甩拖 手指指 靠FACE， `0R>r7f)H  
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十十下 拉头马 中间界 骑呢怪， `0R>r7f)H  
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唔够皮 无面比 二三线 好难变， `0R>r7f)H  
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手指指 扮fan屎 无拉拉 整笪疤， `0R>r7f)H  
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白白净 无性病 人吓人 好易晕， `0R>r7f)H  
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吹吹水 唔抹嘴 趁你病 挞你订， `0R>r7f)H  
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癫癫地 唔识死 渣蓝筹 唔洗愁， `0R>r7f)H  
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过大海 搏好彩 四围走 斗叠友。

     高！

在广东呆了多年，还是看不太懂~~

真系高手！

只觉得好笑，就是看不懂！

中洋结合，有特色！

这是因为广州话里的字没有，就用英文字母代替。 D^P_3 B+  
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这三字经里头，大多数都是现代广州方言里很流行的常用语。